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Рассказы у камина, Тур 1
PACCKA3 BETEPAHA

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13. BOEHKOM 1 МЕСТО! 1 п/п (4.080)

BETEPAH KOPOCTY C PAH,
OTMbIBAET PE3BO:
PA3 CTAKAH, BTOPOU CTAKAH!
3ABTPA CHOBA TPE3BbIU!

"BOEBATb HUKAK, CbIHOK,
HACYXO HE CTOUT!
ECTb BUHTOBKA, ECTb KYPOK,
A BHYTPU BCE CTOHET!

PAHA HOET, 3HOU TOMUT,
MbIC/\U HEKA3UCTbI,
TATb B ATAKY HOPOBUT,
HETY "COTKU" -- CKUC TbI!

A C BUHOM -- OP/\OB TAKUX
C/\OBHO BETEP HOCUT:
PA3 MAXHET -- U BOCbMEPbIX
CAMYPAEB CKOCUT!"

TAK U3PEK, U BHOBb CTAKAH
C BEPXOM HA/\UBAET,
YC CBOU KPYTUT BETEPAH,
OCTPbIU B3OP CBEPKAET!

HAC 3OBET OH HA TPOUX,
HA CTO/\E -- 3AKYCKA...
3A TAKUX MOU TOCT U CTUX --
3A XAPAKTEP PYCCKUU!!

7. PARADOX 2 МЕСТО! 2 п/п (4.042)

"BAXTY HECYT BETEPAHbI" (BETPO-MOPCKUE CTUXU)

CKBO3b OCTPOBA U TYMAHbI
BCEM ATTECTOBAHA BECTb:
ECTb BETEPAHbI, ECTb BETEPAHbI,
ECTb BETEPAHbI, ECTb !

C/\ABbI Y HAC HE OTHUMYT
HU OKEAH, HU BETPA,
MEPTBbIE CPAMY HE UMYT,
BCTAHEM HA BAXTY C YTPA !

KAHYT TOPOCbI, TAPAHbI,
POTHbIX 3ABUCTHUKOB MECTb ...
ECTb BETEPAHbI, ECTb BETEPAHbI,
ECTb BETEPAHbI, ECTb !

KAPKAET BOPOH K 3AKATY, -
HAM HE PE3OH YMUPATb,
MOPE U TPOH, U YTPATY
CTAHET OT KPOBU CMbIBATb ...

POMY OTKPOEM CTAKAHbI,
3BOH UX - /\UTABPbI OKPECT.
ECTb BETEPAHbI, ECTb BETEPAHbI,
ECTb BETEPAHbI, ECTb !

PATHbIX 3HAMEH HA KOPBETAX
BETPY BOBEK HE COPBATb.
OTCBET 3APU HA PACCBETAX
3APEBOM CBETUT HA PATb.

BOPOH, TbI HAMU OTPUHYT,
COKO/\ HAM KPUKHET "YPA".
MEPTBbIE CPAMY HE UMYT,
CTAHEM HA BAXTY C YTPA !

12. Nevstruev 3 МЕСТО! 3 п/п (4.020)

OCTPOB KOPCAPOB

KAK-TO PA3 HA 3AKATE Y KOCTPA PACCKA3bIBAET CTAPUK-MATPOC:

"CEPOE U XMYPOE YTPO. OCTPOB OKYTAH TYMAHOM. MOKPO, CbIPO, MEP3KO, OTBPATHO. U3-3A MbICA BbICKAKUBAET KOPBET BMC AMEPUKU, HACTABUB PAKETbI B CTOPOHY OCTPOBA. HOC PACCEKAET MYTHOE MOPE.

HA HOCY KOPBETA CTOUT KYPCAHT, CTUB PE3HUK. OH O3UPAET OKPECTHOCTU, EMY BCE B HOBUHKY, BCE UHTEPECHO.

HET, TYT BAM HE TAUTU...

KTO-TO U3 KOMCOCTABA CMOTPUT C MOCTUKA. 3AMETUB CTUBA, BbI3bIBAET HABEPX:
- KTO HA BAXTE?
- KYPCAHT PE3HUK!
- KAK CTOUTE, KYPCAHT? CMUPHO!

U TYT - B3PbIB! MUHA B TYMAHE! HOC OTOPBAH, B KOPME OTBEPCTUE. KOPBET TOHET U YHOCUT B TEMHbIE OMYTbI BCEX MATPOCOB, KPOME PE3HUKA. MOPE BbIHOCUT CTUBA HA OCTPOB.

CO3HAHUE BEPHY/\OCb K CTUBY. TYT KAK PA3 U TYMAH BETPOM YHECEH. O3UPAET CTUB OKPECTHOCTU, CMOTPUT B PA3HbIE CTOPOHbI. BOT-TE HA - HA OCTPOBE OCHOBAHA CTABKA KOPCAPOB, HA TOM CAMOM MbICY! U KATEP CTOUT, U OXPAHA C ABTOMATAMU. "BOT OHO KAK!" - PA3OM CMEKAET KYPCAHT. - "BOT KTO CTABUT Y OCTPOBA MUHbI!"

KTO-TO U3 KOPCAPOB, 3AMETUB CTUBA, OPET U YKA3bIBAET B TY CTOPOHY. HA KOPME KATEPA, CMAXHYB BOPOX OKYPKOB, BCTAET BO BECb POCT CAM ATAMAH KOPCAPOB - YCbI B CTOPOHbI, ABTOMAT HA PEMHE. HO KYPCAHT HE TPYC! CKUHYB KYPTKY U HOCKU, BbIXBATUB KOPTUK, CTUB C KPUKOM: "YPA-A-A!" PBAHY/\ B ATAKY. BOH3AET B KOPCAPA KOPTUK - TOT MEPTB. 3ATEM KO BTOPOMY, K TPETbEMY... B3MAX TECAKOM OTCEKAET PA3OM YXO, HOC, A TO U PYKY.

HO KOPCAPOB COTHU! CBET, KPUKU, CBUCT, TPECK ABTOMATOB. TPOE MATPOCOB POCTOM 2 METPA - XBATb CTUBA 3A PYKU, HE BbIPBATb. BCE, KPAHTbI.

ATAMAH 3BEPEET:
- KA3HUTb CYKUHA CbIHA! CMEPTb EMY! BUCETb EMY HA OCUHE! HET OCUH HA OCTPOBE? HY, TAK 3ACYHYTb EMU XEP B TUCKU! HET TUCKOB?! KAKTYC EMY B CPAKY! KAK, U KAKTYCOB HET??!!! HY XOTb KAMHU ECTb? KAMEHb EMY - U B MOPE!

ATAMAH U TPOE MATPOCOB HECYT CTUBA B KATEP. ATAMAH CTAPTYET. HO TYT - OT/\UB! KATEP CHOCUT HA KAMHU. 3A3OP Y3OK, TAM - CMEPTb! BOT-BOT PACKPOMCAET KATEP HA KYCKU, COPBET KOPMY, PA3OTPET KOCTU B MYKY. ATAMAH 3AMEP, KOPCAPbI CTOHYT B CTPAXE. CTUB XBATAET PY/\b. MOTOP PEBET, KAK 3BEPb. HO AC-KYPCAHT YBEPEH B CBOEM MACTEPCTBE. KATEP PbICKAET HOCOM B CTOPOHbI, HO CTUB CHOBA BbIPABHUBAET KYPC. YTECbI B CTA METPAX, B COPOKA, B BOCbMU, B TPEX, B METPE! BOT B CTBOPE HOC, A BOT U KOPMA! KATEP BbIHOCUT B OTKPbITOE MOPE.

ATAMAH XBATAET CTUBA 3A PYKY:
- TbI U CAM U3 TAKUX, KAK MbI! CTPACTb - A3APT, PUCK, KAK B KAPTAX. CTABb BCE HA KAPTY! HE MECTO TAKOMY B BMC. KAK 3BATb-TO?
- HY, CTUB...
- OCTABb COMHEHUE, CTUB! TbI - KOPCAP. KPACOTKU HA HAC BUCHYT, MOHETAMU COPUM, BUCKU U POM PEKAMU TEKYT, CXBATKU U ATAKU. BE3YXA! BEPHUTE EMY TECAK. KAKOB TBOU OTBET, CTUB?"

- BbI 3HAETE MOU OTBET, - CKA3A/\ CTAPUK-ATAMAH.

8. PARADOX 4 МЕСТО! 4 п/п (3.900)

OCTPOBA B OKEAHE (COH BETEPAHA-AHAXOPETA)

B CUHEM TUXOM OKEAHE
ECTb TAKUE OCTPOBA,
TAM OTMEHHO, KAK B HUPBAHHE,
TAM CTPEKO3bI U TPABA.

HET HU CTPAH, HU KOHTUHEHTOB,
HU BOEHHbIX, HU OKOB ...
U TOMUT OT CAHTUMEHTOB -
HET HABO3A, HET KOPOB.

ECTb 3AKATbI U PACCBETbI,
ECTb PAKUTbI Y TPABbI.
U OTKPbITbIE KAPETbI
TAM C KPACOTKAMU (YBbI !)

MAKU, KAKTYCbI U PO3bI
TAM PACTYT BO BECb CE3OH,
HE3HAKOMbI TAM MOPO3bI,
HO HAKATAMU - O3OH.

PE3BbI KOHU TAM, KAK PbICU,
U KAK KOHb, CKPOMHA TAM PbICb.
A KAKUE ECTb TAM BbICU -
CTbIHET KPOBb - TAK PEET BbICb !

U BECb B MAPEBE BECEHHEM,
C/\OBHO B CKA3KE, KAK BO CHE,
BCTPETUT BAC C.A.ECEHUH
TAM HA PO3OBOM KOHE !

9. PARADOX 5 МЕСТО! 5 п/п (3.760)

KOHU (PETPO-POMAHC)

OX BbI KOHU, MOU KOHU,
KOHU - BUXPU-CKAKYHbI,
TO HE BETEP UBY K/\OHUT,
3BOH TETUBbI, KAK CTPYHbI !

CTPYU 3O/\OTA HA BbIE,
3OPOK B3OP, OTMEHHA CTATb,
OX BbI, KOHU CTPOEBbIE,
BAM KPACbI HE 3AHUMATb.

BOPOHbIE, OX, /\UXUE,
KAK BEPHbI BAM BECTOBbIE !

CBUCTHET BETEP - POKOBbIE
KOHU B3MOKHYT 3A BEPCTY ...

A HA HEBCKOM, HA MOCTY
CTPEMEHYTb BAC HA /\ETY
PYKU B3METEHbI CTA/\bHbIE ...

10. PARADOX 6 п/п (3.680)

OKTABA BAKXA (BOCbMEPKA TPOEK)

TABEPHbI OTKPbITbI,
TPAKTUPbI HE CPbITbI.
BUBAT, BETEPAHbI, BUBAT !

OXOTA, 3UMOBKA -
TbI C HAMU, CMUPHOBKA,
BUBAT, BETEPAHbI, BUBAT !

OT CTPECCOB U PUCKA
/\EKAPCTBEHHbI BUCKU.
BUBAT, BETEPAHbI, BUBAT !

B KOHTEKCTE KAPTUHbI
CYXOE MAPTUHU -
BUBAT, BETEPAHbI, BUBAT !

OTKPbITbI TABEPHbI
U BbIBEPEH BEPMYT,
BUBAT, BETEPAHbI, BUBAT !

BEHOK APOMATOB
OT KPACHbIX MYCKATOB.
BUBAT, BETEPAHbI, BUBAT !

U KBUHTA PACCBETA -
/\UKEP AMAPETTO.
BUBAT, BETEPAHbI, BUBAT !

TPAKTUPbI OTKPbITbI,
HET KBOTbI, MbI KBUTbI.
BUBAT, BETEPAHbI, BUBAT !

16. Bukin 7 п/п (3.632)

KAK-TO PA3, B CYPOBbIE 3UMHUE MOPO3bI, PAHO YTPOM HA 3APE, TUXO CPY B TEMHOM /\ECY. AX, 3UMA, 3UMA! HETY OTBPATHbIX HACEKOMbIX, HU KOMAPOB, HU MYX. HUKTO HE YKYCUT B CAMOE XUTPOE MECTO, XOTb BCE YTPO CPATb U CBOUMU CTAPbIMU CTUXAMU BbITUPATb.

U TYT - CMOTPU-KA! - U3 TYMAHA BO3HUKAET KOHb U HECKOPEHbKO TAK BE3ET XBOPOCTY BO3. A Y BO3A TPYCUT KTO-TO - HE TO COBCEM KPOXA, HE TO TAK, KOPOTOK. V 3HATHbIX YHTAX, B MEXOBOM MAHTO (KO3bEM, HABEPHOE), B HEUMOBEPHbIX PYKABYXAX, A CAM PA3MEPOM C KY3bKUH HOC.

"KOMAH CA BA, MECbE?" - OPY EMY.
A OH MHE: "KATUCb-KA TbI MUMO!"
O BPEMEHA, O HPABbI! POCTOM C YTKY - U TAK HAPbIBAETCU. HO MOBETOHbI - HE B MOEM BKYCE. AHTPE-HY. TAK EMY U PEKY, CAMA CKPOMHOCTb:
TbI, CbIHOK, HA CTAPUKOB HE KATU, A TO CMOTPU, MbI U CAMU KAPATUCTbI. TbI MHE 3A EHTO, TPAM-TAPA-PAM, MATb U BCEX TETOK TBOUX TAK-PACTAK, PAKOM B YPHY, CEMEPbIX HAUCKOCOK, OTBETb, HE TAU, U3 KAKUX MECT XBOPOCT, U KAK MUMO OXPAHbI BbIHECEH?"

OH MHE B OTBET: "U3 /\ECY, BECTUMO. BOH TAM MAMKA CEKATOPOM CHUMAET, A MHE CKA3AHO B XATY OTBO3UTb."

XM... U BEPHO: U3-3A KPOH, KAK MY3bIKA POCCUHU, 3BYKU: TYK-TYK, TYK-TYK... KTO-TO KA3EHHOE UMEHUE XUTUT, KOPHU U BETKU - HET, BETBU COCHOBbIE HACMEPTb CPbIBAET, CPE3AET!
BOT CYKA! PACTYT OHU, PACTYT, A TYT UX - XBATb TECAKOM, U HETY! MHE OT TAKUX 3BYKOB XPEHOBO, B OKE TEMHEET, B YXE 3BEHUT, BHYTPU MYTOPHO, KAK OT CTAPbIX BEPECKOBbIX BUH, HET, OT AHUCOBbIX. HABEPHOE, HECBAPEHUE. U HE CTOUT COBCEM.

"A CKO/\bKO BAC BCEX-TO?" - TUXO-TUXO B YXO EMY, U HE MATOM, A TO 3HAEM MbI UX, TEPPOPUCTOB XPEHOBbIX, C HUMU YXO BOCTPO, OHU MACTAKU, HE CTOUT PTA PACKPbIBATb CBEPX MEPbI.

"B CEMbE-TO HAC MACCA, HO BCE BYMEHbI - CECTPEHKU U MAMKA. U3 MY3bIKOB, KPOME MEHE, ECTb KOT BACbKA."
"AX BOT OHO KAK! A KAK 3BATb-TO BAC?"
"B/\ACOM."
"A KAK CTAP?"
"CKOPO CEMb CTYKHET."
U TYT, KPUKHYB HU3KUM PbIKOM "HY, MEPTBOE!" U PBAHYB 3A BEPEBKY, KPOXA, HE CKA3AB MHE "O PEBYAP" U HE MAXHYB PYKABOM B 3HAK TOCKU O PACCTABAHUU, CKOPO KAHY/\ B 3UMHEM TYMAHE.

MEMOPUU... OHU U HbIHE KAK HOBbIE. BOT 3AKPbITb OKHO, TEMHO CTAHET B KOMHATE, U HA CTEHE BO3HUKHET TA KAPTUHA: YTPO, KPOXA C KOHEM, CBET HA KPOHAX OCUH, BCE TAKOE HEECTECTBEHHO KPACHO-CUHEE, KAK HA KAPTUHE CYPUKOBA "MOPO3OBA", KAK B KAPTOHHOM TEATPE.

A CTUXU 3OBYT, PBYT AOPTY. AX, 3UMbI, PYCCKUE 3UMbI! CTUXOB HA BAC HE XBATAET!

3BATb MEHE, KCTATU, A.H.HEKPACOB.

11. Nevstruev 8 п/п (3.340)

Y BAC KAK B CAHATOPUU - HE KYPUTb, HE COPUTb... A KAKOBO MHE B ATAKY HA CBOEM CKAKYHE, A?! CYKUHbI CbIHbI! Y BAC XOTb PA3 BUHTOBKA B PYKAX B3PbIBA/\ACb? HET? TO-TO U OHO. A B MOUX PYKAX 5 BUHTOBOK PA3HEC/\O U HUKAKUX PAH. HE BEPUTE? CMEETECb?! A MHE HA BAC HACPATb. BbI MAMKUHY CUCbKY COCATb HE YMEETE, A TYPKU HA TAHKAX PBA/\UCb K MOCKBE. KTO UX PYCCKUM MATOM U ATOMHbIMU PAKETAMU CPA3U/\? BOT TAK BOT. A BbI CMEETECb... A KTO B TAHKE - HA TAPAH? TAHK HA KYCKU, A MHE B3PbIB YXO CHEC. 3HAXAPb OTOPBAHHOE YXO HA MECTO BOTKHY/\, U BCE - KAK PAHEE. CHOBA CMEETECb, KPETUHbI? A KTO BbIBE3 U3 30-KM 3OHbI TOHHY BEPMYTA? CTABbTE CTAKAHbI! HY BOT, KAK BEPMYTA XBATUTE - CPA3Y BEPUTE. BOT BAM 3AKYCKA, CbIHKU. A MbI, BETEPAHbI, HE 3AKYCbIBAEM...

3. Grafomanov 9 п/п (3.340)

ECTb Y HAC BETEPAH. OH TAKUE UCTOPUU PACCKA3bIBAET -- YMEPETb HE BCTATb. KAKUE UCTOPUU? PA3HbIE, HO TAKUE UHTEPECHbIE! PACCKA3ATb? HY, OK.

-- A BOT BbI3bIBAET KAK-TO POTMUCTP U OPET MHE B YXO: "B ATAKY! TAK-PACTAK, YMPU 3A YKPAUHY, KA3AXCTAH, TATAPCTAH U TYPKMEHUCTAH!" A CAM E/\E CTOUT U BCE CMOTPUT, KAK TAM CHOBA 3AHU3UTb YPOBEHb BEPMYTA B CTAKAHE.

A MHE B ATAKY KAK-TO HEOXOTA. HY, HEOXOTA U BCE TYT, XOTb TbI TPECHU. MHE HACPATb HA ATAKY. TAK EMY U CKA3AHY/\ OTKPOBEHHO: "MHE OXOTA BMECTO PA3HbIX TAM ATAK CPAKY MAM3E/\b HATA/\U PACCMOTPETb. A TO OHA Y HEE YX KAK YBECUCTA!"

A POTMUCTP MHE B OTBET: "A TbI, KAK-HUKAK, U3BPATUTb BCE MACTEP. HA ATAKY EMY HACPATb, A HA CPAKY HE HACPATb! OXYEBAET CBUHTYC!" "MYCbE, KAKOE BbI BO MHE OMEP3EHUE BbI3bIBAETE!"

"AX TbI, CYKA! OH MHE KO3HU CTPOUT! BEK TAKOMY KAHATb CPOK HA EHUCEE!"

HY, E-MOE, PACKUHYTb YMOM -- TAK XPEHOBOE HAKA3AHUE BbIPUCOBbIBAET MHE TOT XEP POTMUCTP. HY, HET! HE YMPY HA EHUCEE! XPEHA BAM, MYCbE! HE U3 TAKUX MbI!

U TYT BCE MOE ECTECTBO BO3bMU U KAK PBAHUCb, U KA-A-AK TPECHU POTMUCTPY B YXO! A OH U YMEP!..

BOT, CbIHOK, Y3PU-KA OCTAHKU POTMUCTPA-TUPAHA, 3AMYPOBAHHbIE B CTEHY U COXPAHEHHbIE HABEKU Y HAC B KBAPTUPE. CMOTPU HA HUX BHUMATE/\bHO, A TO BHYKAM 3ATEM PACCKA3bIBATb.

17. Bukin 10 п/п (3.285)

(PACCKA3bIBAET BETEPAH KOHKYPCA /\UMEPUKOB)

PA3 TYPUCTbI B MOCKBE U3 AMEPUKU
E/\U 3ABTPAK B OCTAHKUHCKOM CKBEPUKE.
OKA3A/\OCb, B CbIPOK
3AMYPOBAH CYPOK.
AX, TYPUCTOB HE BCTPETUT AMEPUKA!..

4. Strelets 11 п/п (3.039)

COBETCKUE TAHKU
PEBE/\U, KAK 3BEPU,
CBUCTE/\U PAKETbI,
OPA/\U MATPOCbI.
A MbI B CAMOM MOKPOM
BUCE/\U KOPbITE,
U TUXO, TAK TUXO,
MbI PE3A/\UCb B KAPTbI.....

14. fon TOPMO3 12 п/п (2.880)

HE CTAPETb, MUTTEPAHbI!

PYCCKUE... KTO PABEH UM? KTO UCTOUT? BEPHO, HUKTO. BOT KAK-TO B UTA/\UU... BOT MbI, BOT OHU - BOUHA. U TYT BUHTOBKA Y BAHbKU OTKA3bIBAET. POTHbIU CEMEH EMY OPET - "XBATAU ABTOMAT!". A BAHbKA EMY B OTBET - "HET, TECAKOM BCEX HACMEPTb!!!" U KAK CTA/\ TECAKOM MAXATb... TYT-TO MHE XAHA U HACTA/\A. PA3 - U HET YXA, CHOBA PA3 - U PYK HET KAK HET. HO XOTb HE HACMEPTb, A TO OCTA/\bHbIE-TO MEPTBbI. TAKOU OH, PYCKUU BAHbKA. 3BEPb. U BCE PYCCKUE TAKUE.

CTAPbIU EBPEU.

2. benMoshe 13 п/п (2.880)

PACCKA3 MACTEPA.

MOCKBA. KBAPTUPA #50. Y KAMUHA.

CTPAHHO MHE! KOPO/\EBA!
U TbI TYT? HE CMOTPU TAK! CTPAX ECT MHE BCE!
YXO KOTA - TPECK CTOUT, KAK B TAHKE!
UBAH! KOPOBbEB! U BbI C HAMU?
KAKOU BbICTPE/\! KAK METKO!
CEMEPKA KPECTEU - PA3, U HETY TPETbEU KPECTbI!
BOT U HECY CBOU KPECT, KAK UUCYC XPUCTOC, HA KA3Hb.
A3A3E/\/\O! PA3BE ETO BUHO? ETO OTPABA!
CTPAX! TO/\bKO CTPAX BO MHE!
PA3OPBUTE Y3bI CTPAXA!
KAK PAHO MHE YMUPATb!
O, MECCUP! OTPABbI MHE, OTPABbI!

1. benMoshe 14 п/п (2.860)

PACCKA3 TAHKUCTA

CEB HA TAHKU, MbI PE3KO TPOHY/\UCb C MECTA. TPECK MOTOPA HABEBAET PA3HbIE MbIC/\U. B OCHOBHOM O KPACOTKAX. A MbI BMECTO HUX MOTOPbI TPAXAEM. KABA/\EPUCTbI - TE XOTb KOHEU. A HAM, TAHKUCTAM, HE BE3ET. TAKUE MEP3KUE MAC/\A U MOTOPOB - MPAK! A MOC/\bI Y KOHEU - CKA3KA!

AX, KPACOTKU, KPACOTKU! KAK MbI BAC XOTUM! AH HET - TAHKU, B ATAKY! TAHKUCTbI - YPAAAAA!!!!!.

6. Bronstain 15 п/п (2.411)

KAK-TO CKAKA/\ HA KOHE. HE BOUH, A - TUP!
MEHTUK PA3 - B KPOBb!
POKOBOU MOMEHT ... TPABA B KPOBU...
XPYCT KOCTEU...
-EX! -EX! - UX KOPO/\b CMOTPUT XUTPO..
MAXHY/\ PYKOU , TYPOK-
U TYT XOP UX KPUKOB- YPA! BAX!
TUKAEM...
CTPAX!..
U TYT ...
CAM CYBOPOB METHY/\ B3OP.
-CAM , HA PE3BOM KOHE, CYPOB...
HO C HAMU - BE3YKA!
KPUK TOT :"PYCAK HE TRYCAK!!!" BO MHE HABEK...
MA/\O CTA/\O HAM YPA ...
BOEM KAK 3BEPU!
XA-XA-XA! YYYYYYYY!!!
TYRKU - TUKATb.

BOT CYBOPOB , A?...

5. Gambrinus 16 п/п (2.392)

B KA3APME KPUK, BOHb U PA3BPAT.

POTMUCTP PbIKOB:
- OXYETb! TPAXATb BAC BCEX PAKOM! KAKOE CPAHbE YKPA/\O MOU UMEHHbIE TPYCbI?! HY, KOTOPOMY TYT PbI/\O PA3YKPACUTb? MbI C MAPU B KYCTAX PO3bI CPE3AEM - CMOTPUM, A TPYCOB HETY! B MOMEHT!

KUPACUP 3OHTUKOB:
-HACPATb HAM HA TBOU TPYCbI, U 3ATKHUCb, CKOTUHA! POTMUCTP PbIKOB: Y-Y, MYCOPA CPAHbIE, KPbICbI TPAKTUPHbIE...

15. Sam Zain-Alekha 17 п/п (2.100)

PACCKA3 PAMAUCTA

-HA, COCU !
-HET, TbI COCU !
-COCATb,3APA3A !
-PA3 3APA3A,COCU CAMA !

-XAPE PAMA,XAPE PAMA !

-O,PAMAUCT! COCU HAC !

-XEPE,XAPE, KPU... CEKC ? 3/\O ! HET - CEKCY !

-HET CEKCY ? CEKC - BCE! CEKC - MUP ! MUP C CEKCOM !

- CEKCA BAM ? HATE !

- O,COCU MHE COCOK !
- U MHE COCU COCOK ,HO HE CTABb 3ACOC!
- O ! O! OH COCET HAM COCKU !
- COCU K/\UTOP !
COCET.

O ! O-O-O! OX,OX! COCU,COCU ! O,O,O,O! BCE, COCU Y HEE !

COCET.

O ! O,PAMAUCT ! KAK COCET ! OOOOOOO !

-PAMAUCT ! XOTUM COCATb XEP !

-HET ! MHE HET CEKCA !
-KAK ? HO TbI HAC COCA/\ !
- MHE XAPE PAMA KAK CEKC ! A BAM CEKC KAK XAPE PAMA !
HY-KA,BMECTE, "XAPE ,XAPE, PAMA,PAMA !"

BCE BMECTE :"XAPE ,XAPE, PAMA,PAMA !"
-K/\EBO !
- BOT TAK ! A TO :"CEKC,CEKC !" HE CEKC, HO PAMA XPAHUT HAC !
BCE B XPAM! BOCXBA/\UM PAMY ! MbI BCE PAMAUCTbI ! YPA, YPA PAME !!!

СПИСОК ПРОГОЛОСОВАВШИХ

1. Katz (romm[_@_]tochna.technion.ac.il)
2. Bukin (olleg[_@_]cs.technion.ac.il)
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